Alternatives to War

After Russia began its invasion into Ukraine earlier this week, many news outlets asked if diplomacy was ever an option to prevent the unjustified attack. They asked if there was a possible alternative to war. I believe the answer is yes. To back up my point, I've compiled a list of alternative actions Putin could have taken instead of waging war on his neighboring country.



Alternative #1: Don't go to war

Though it sounds naïve, Putin could have simply not gone to war. He could have continued trading with the global economy, supplying oil to Europe, and commissioning paintings of himself riding horses. There was no defining moment that made war inevitable.



Alternative #2: Take a kickboxing class

It seems that part of the impetus for war was Putin's desire to let off some steam. Instead of attacking a smaller, less powerful nation, he could have gone to the gym. In addition to releasing some anger, kickboxing is great for your core!



Alternative #3: Wear a silly little hat

I'm not sure this meets any of the same objectives as declaring war on Ukraine, but it's certainly something Putin could have done instead. I mean, look how cute he is!

Alternative #4: Binge watch the Marvel movies

If instead of invading Ukraine, Putin had started watching the Marvel movies and shows on Thursday night, he would have finished them today*. At worst, this would have delayed the invasion for several days. At best, the Russian leader would have learned humility from Tony Stark's story arc, thus preventing a global conflict. 



Alternative #5: Wear a silly big hat

First one too small? How about this?

*This assumes Putin does not take breaks to eat or sleep which is likely seeing as eating and sleeping are human activities and Putin should not be classified as a human.