Welcome back to the madness!
PBM Chaos has returned from the brink. Or did we go past it, and over the edge, seemingly gone forever? Never say never, as the old saying goes. If you bet against PBM Chaos, then now is the time to pay up, ye Doubting Thomases.
If it is certainty that you look for, then perhaps a PBM publication with the word chaos in it might not be the best fit. Chaos is chaotic by nature, after all. Let us recite the Code of the Elves (the definition of the word chaos).
chaos - complete disorder and confusion
If you're a long term, die-hard PBM gamer, is certainty what you typically associate with PBM? Have you ever pondered all of the many things about play by mail gaming that have been anything but certainty? Regardless of your persnickety personal preferences, there are times in life when you've just gotta go with the flow. After all, it's not like you're always given a choice, you know. Some events and circumstances and decisions are beyond your control. We lie in an imperfect world, after all.
You think that I go missing for long periods of time, where's that article that Richard Weatherhead was going to write for me? That's one way to put the shoe on the other foot, huh? You can only get so much mileage out of the old PBM blame game, you know.
In other words, let's move on and head forward, one more time. If you like, put on a selection of your favorite music. Relax a little bit. Ease back into your comfort zone. After all, doesn't play by mail gaming bring a degree of comfort to your life? Doesn't PBM make the crucible of existence just a little easier to bear?
The PBM Chaos that you know and remember is changing. Issues will become noticeably shorter than what you may recall. But this is a feature and not a bug, because along with the return of PBM Chaos, I'll be bringing a PBM magazine in tow. PBM Chaos will publish every Monday, and the PBM magazine will publish on the first of every month. That's the aim. That's the objective. Changing circumstances of life will always loom on the horizon, like storm clouds of uncertainty. None of us can stop the storms. Enjoying the good things about PBM while it's sunny in this realm of ours is about the best thing that any of us can do.
I'm still building that PBM Kirby Machine. Still trying to figure it out. It's not easy, you know. Even now, with the PBM scene greatly diminished in size from what it once was, there's still a lot of moving parts to figuring out how to improve PBM, how to make it better, how to grow the size of the overall PBM player base.
In the last decade or so, some of you out there have turned to me as your source for PBM news, or to find out about various things happening in and across the play by mail world. Maybe the term "PBM news" is a misnomer. Sure, some of what I have brought to you over the years has been genuine news related to play by mail stuff, but a lot of it has just been PBM talk. That's me - I talk about PBM. I talk and I talk and I talk about it. Maybe we should just call it a PBM talk show.
And I'm your host. Granted, it's a pretty low budget production, and not nearly as many tune in as would be ideal, and sometimes, we get knocked off the air. Our ratings sag, and hardly anything PBM-related is in the bag. Perhaps my approach to it all is a little more light-hearted than you might prefer.
It is what it is, for better or for worse.
A part of me will always embrace a bit of a game show mentality to it all, to this whole PBM ball of wax that always seems to be melting. Back when I was considerably younger than I am, now, I was a fan of The Gong Show. Even well before I ever started watching it on television, I had already watched many a game show. Concentration was one of my favorite game shows, as a kid growing up. While I don't tend to watch game shows on television much, anymore, I still count myself a fan of them - albeit a fan of some considerably more than of others of their ilk.
These cashew nuts that I'm munching on here at 5:19AM on this dark Sunday morning sure are tasty. I bought a one pound bag of them (Roasted & salted Cashew Halves & Pieces) at Ollie's for $4.99 just a few days ago. Lowest price around. They're almost gone, now, and it hasn't helped any that I started pouring them in my hand last night, consuming them at a much faster rate than was previously the case, right after I first bought them.
But what does any of this have to do with PBM gaming, you ask?
Everything. Everything in the world. I don't always devour cashews at the same rate, and neither do I always produce PBM stuff at the same rate. The good LORD is the same yesterday, today, and forever more, but me and my PBM efforts? Not the same constancy, at all.
For me, play by mail gaming is one of the good things about life. As such, I try to take PBM in stride. I prefer that it relax me, rather than make me all antsy and agitated. What's the point of letting any of it, any of anything pertaining to PBM, stress me out?
To me, PBM is the cashew nut of gaming. It's just a tastier experience. Possibly, it's an acquired taste, though. What about you, though? Do you still have a taste for play by mail gaming?
Some of you out there are my canaries in the coal mine of PBM gaming. Over the years, over the decades, an awful lot of canaries have died or otherwise departed from the PBM scene that many of us still love and fawn over. That I write about PBM or that I stop writing about PBM matters substantially less than that you keep playing PBM games, or that you resume playing PBM games. What are you waiting for? Give it a try!
After all, here I am writing about play by mail, once again. How many times does this make it? I've long since lost count. But if you count writing about PBM gaming as my duty, then playing PBM games or running PBM games is your duty. I'm not the only one with PBM duties around here.
Maybe "Do your duty!" should become our new PBM creed. Getting your turn orders in on time is definitely a PBM duty. There goes the last of my cashews, dammit!
It's a good thing that I bought and carved a watermelon, recently. The cashew nuts are gone, now, but this cold watermelon lives on. What a breakfast, huh? Cashews and watermelons. Does life get any better than that?
Actually, it does. Play by mail gaming is a tasty option that you can add to your menu of daily or weekly or monthly activities. Issuing turn orders can help to keep you regular. Not in a bowel movement way, but in a quality of life kind of way. That's probably why my good friend, Wayne Smith, does as good as he does and has lived as long as he has lived. It's no secret - He plays PBM. Play by mail gaming keeps him mentally sharp!
Just ask his wife.
Part of me loves commercials. The television kind, not the Internet kind. YouTube wasn't always drowning in commercials. And to think, we used to complain about pop-up ads on the Internet. How are you loving all of those commercials on those "free" streaming channels, these days?
One of the things that I am going to try and focus on more, this time around, is the nostalgia aspect of play by mail gaming. And speaking of magic, there are two items on my PBM Reminder List - Things To Not Forget that talk about magic. These are:
#52 - PBM Nostalgia is its own source of magic. Thus, I need to tap into it more deeply, going forward.
#75 - There is no magical formula for ensuring that a PBM magazine or newsletter will publish forever. Reality always weighs in on every last aspect of our lives.
So, instead of trying to focus upon persuading the PBM companies and their GMs and their players of today to interact and talk to me about play by mail gaming, I plan to allocate more time to wax eloquent about the nostalgia associated with PBM. I aim to read more PBM articles of old, or to read them anew, and to the elaborate on them with thoughts of my own. The nostalgia that is often associated with play by mail gaming and the golden heyday ear of PBM is the purest form of PBM magic, as far as I'm concerned.
I can't bring all of the PBM games from the PBM days of olde back to life, again, but what I can do is talk about them more. Navel gazing, some of my detractors have called it in the past. But me? I just co-opted that insult and converted it to my own use. I wear it like praise. I utilize verbal alchemy to instill it with a greater sense of purpose.
I've recently said (er. . .announced) that new issues of PBM Chaos will be shorter than what they used to be, but I never said that my editorials would be getting chopped down to size. Nope! The words in my PBM editorials will continue to grow wild, like kudzu.
Bigger PBM news than even the return of PBM Chaos is the launch of my new PBM Patreon page. Be sure to visit it, and to join as a free member. You'll gain access to more stuff that way. Between issues of PBM Chaos and the forthcoming PBM magazine, you may find some new PBM stuff posted there.
The end of this editorial marks the official return of PBM Chaos. Welcome back!
Charles Mosteller
Editor of PBM Chaos