My friends Wang and Kasey played in the Turkey Bowl that year. I will say this, and it is a controversial subject within Mason lore: I have always - ALWAYS - been on the winning team. I’m not saying I’m the best football player/athlete in the family but… well… you decide for yourself.
So back to the game with Wang and Kasey. It was competitive as I recall, but Paul was lost. Even though he was from Taiwan he still had heard of American football. And he had joined Kasey and myself when we went to a couple of Northwestern college football games (another story for another newsletter). But he didn’t know the rules.
Once we all figured that out (after, say, 20 minutes of Paul running the wrong way, dropping easy passes, not understanding the concept of “blocking” and “touch” football) my brothers and cousins all decided he needed to score a touchdown.
It played out like this: Paul ran into the end zone, marked by a fence post and a boot on the ground (defining my family) and I lobbed an ever-so-soft pass to him. Nobody tried to stop the ball or Paul, and he CAUGHT IT! resulting in much over-the-top celebrating, stupid end-zone dances and some anger on behalf of assorted Masons (“Nobody ever threw me a lob pass to score a touchdown,” etc.).
I think the game ended when, finally, my grandmother yelled “Do you want pumpkin pie or not?” And everyone, en masse, raced into the house.
A few minutes into dessert, Dave Kasey leaned over to me at the dinner table - we got to sit with the adults at the big people table, a first for me even though I was in my 20s - and said, “Where is Paul?”
I went on a search and found him in the big living room of Maison Mason. He had made a collect call to Taiwan to his parents. He was speaking his native dialect, Mandarin, but was clearly agitated and annoyed.
I could hear people on the other end of the phone conversation, coming through the earpiece of the old corded phone, which sounded like a celebration: lots of shouting and boisterous happy voices.
Paul laughed when he saw me and said goodbye to his mom and dad.
“Is there a problem?” I asked him.
“Well. In Taiwan the only thing we know about American football is The Super Bowl.”
I nodded. “I get it. It’s a big deal.”
Paul smiled. “Yes it is. So I told my parents I played football today in your Turkey Bowl. But they could not understand the concept of a Turkey Bowl… I told them I scored a touchdown in your game, but they think I scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. I tried to explain but it’s too difficult… so I’m just going to let them think I did it: I caught a pass and scored in The Super Bowl.”
I am embarrassed to say I lost contact with Paul years ago. Last I heard, he is a professor at Northwestern. Dave Kasey went on to have an incredible career in advertising and hosts a fun podcast called Stories Unlimited (I have guested on it a couple of times). Like me, Dave is married and has kids and the three of us have followed whatever paths we followed.
But every year around February I remember tossing an arching (“catchable”) ball to my Taiwanese friend, who concentrated and grabbed it out of the cloudy, cold, midwestern sky for a “TD” and we all celebrated as if it mattered. There are some in this world who believed he did that in the biggest sporting event in the USA, The Super Bowl. As far as I’m concerned? That’s what happened.
Nice catch, Paul.
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